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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:49
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?
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No go.
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What should you answer when someone says to you in French, "au plaisir de vous revoir"?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Can you tell me something about yourself?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
What do you think of Obito Uchiha?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
What do people with very high IQs do all day?
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...